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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:46
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Donald Trump says he will only pick Fed chair who cuts interest rates - Financial Times
No, not a chance
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
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Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
How can I effectively remove vocals from a song without affecting the music quality?
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
The Best ‘Final Fantasy’ References in Its Huge ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Crossover - Gizmodo
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Best Pokémon to Vote for in August 2025 Community Day (PvP Analysis) - Pokémon GO Hub
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
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